One day, at school.

Boy: Teacher.

Teacher: Yes, my student.

Boy: I was wondering, are you a fan of anime.

Teacher: Yes.

Boy: Have you heard the Akatsuki from the Naruto series.

Teacher: Yeah.

Boy: Wow, you like my favorite manga.

Teacher: Yeah!!!!

Boy: I want to ask you a question.

Teacher: Go for it.

Boy: What type of death, will you give to each Akatsuuki member, if you have a chance to fight? And Ill name each member, and you will give me answer of their death sentence and how they will die, horribly or light.

Teacher: No Problem.

Boy: Here I go.

Boy: Itachi Uchiha.

Teacher: Nahh, I wont kill him. He´s cool, and badass.

Boy: Wow, thats cool.

Boy: Kisame Hoshigaki.

Teacher: A frying pan with oil, so I can eat him.

Boy: O-O That scary, and delicious.

Deidara.

Teacher: Hes cool. Art is Blast!!!

Boy: Yeahhh..

Boy: Sasori.

Teacher: I would giive him, a blow up doll, but the doll will have a bomb inside. So that Sasori can blow up in pieces.

Boy: Im gonna puke.

1 hour...

Boy: Im back.

Boy: Zetsu.

Teacher: I burn him alive, with a blowtorcher.

Boy: So much, for nature.

Boy: Tobi.

Teacher: I poke his sharingan eye, with a pencil.

Boy: Disgusting. Hahahha

Boy: Hidan.

Teacher: Ill cut his head off. I put his head in a box filled with bees and other unspeakble horrors, and shake the box also. Hidan: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Boy: Well he cant pray to Jashin anymore, and then hell die eventually.

Boy: Kakuzu.

Teacher: Ill send, five prostitues to Kakuzu. So the girls can fuck him.

Boy: Dude, he wont die from that.

Teacher: Did I metioned that the five prostitues girls had AIDS.

Boy: Kakuzu will die from their AIDS.

Teacher: Exactly.

Boy: Pain and Six Bodies of Pain.

Teacher: Ill use a giant magnet, so their metallic piercings will connect, and force them to be one with the magnet, and then kill them.

Boy: Well, Shinrai Tensei and Chibaku Tensei wont work against my teacher.

Boy: Konan.

Teacher: Id fuck her, and kill her.

Boy: You mean sex and then kill.

Teacher: Yes.

Boy: You lucky bastard.

Boy: Nagato.

Teacher: Ill give him a chocolate bar of snickers, and kill him.

Boy: Yeah, that guy needs to eat.

Boy: Orochimaru.

Teacher: Ill go Bear Grylls on his ass. Cook him, cut his intestines, and eat him, like his sanke cousins.

Boy: Hmmmm, delicious.

Boy: Madara Uchiha.

Teacher: Nope, he´s cool.

Boy: Whoa, well you gave some mercy to some Akatsuki members.

Teacher: Yeah.

Boy: Thats okay.

Boy and Teacher, burst out laughing.

End of Story.